Humor

A Couple Satirical Bangers For Your Inbox

My takes on this week's news

Jun 6 •

We Have To Preserve Substack’s Kind, Inclusive Culture; So Get the F*** Outta Here, Celebrities

And don't let the door hit your ass on the way out!

May 5 •

Forget 1,000 True Fans; Try This Instead

Why the One Wealthy Recluse model is a better, time-tested alternative

Sep 11, 2024 •

The Best Advice to Grow Your Substack? Don't Post

It might seem like it wouldn't work, but it does

Aug 21, 2024 •

How to Get Hired at NPR

Plus the inaugural Shades of Greaves summer pledge drive

Jul 2, 2024 •

Join Our Groundbreaking New Series: The Real Househusbands Of Substack

Coming soon to a declining empire near you

Jun 25, 2024 •

and

Six Days in Hell (Oaxaca)

The very first Shades of Greaves guest post from Melissa [Last Name Redacted]

Jun 7, 2024 •

Yes, Substack Really Will Replace the Book Publishing Industry

And the $74 I made on Substack this month proves it

Apr 26, 2024 •

The Young Man and the Tax Return

Happy Tax Day to all who celebrate

Apr 14, 2024 •

This Newsletter is Now Sponsored by Raytheon

I, for one, welcome my new military-industrial complex overlords

Apr 1, 2024 •

I Got Fired From the Perfect Job

And screw you, Albert Einstein!

Mar 26, 2024 •

Why I Quit Social Media and Spend 14 Hours a Day on Notes Instead

It’s so much better than Instagram!

Mar 19, 2024 •

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